Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...
Ahh, the single mum stripper – This is a classic stripper stereotype, and happens more than most of you think.
They can be spotted by having toned, banging bodies and a super tight tum. I know it’s the opposite of what you would think, but these women know how much their job means to them and their kids, and are willing to work hard – in the gym, at home, and at the club. They’ve been forced to start taking their job seriously – its no more easy times and easy money, as they can’t be selfish or blase about what they do with their days anymore. No, there are two (or more) to think about now, and seeing as the average childhood is 16 years plus, whilst you can strip for perhaps a decade, perhaps a little more, and you will see why the single mum stripper is one of the hardest working stripper stereotypes you’ll find.
Not that they’ll tell you that easily. It’s private and personal, and if you just want a dance or two, there’s no need for you to know.
Even in the changing room, they might keep it quiet. The managers will know, due to no-shows at a shift or reasons for why they should be let home early. A few dancers will know, but probably because they admired the single mom stripper’s super toned tummy and were shocked (and slightly jealous, natch) to hear that the rippling flesh had popped out several little munchkins, and that the toned svelte arms were from lugging babies about.
I can guarantee that as soon as that single stripper mom could, she started doing those sit-ups and squeezing those pelvic floor muscles so that she could start earning again.
And for those who wonder what childbirth does to her snatch? Well, what with the waxing and fake tan and body glitter and strobe lights, even a triple single mom’s looks tasty enough for a VIP….