The positives and negatives of Lapdancing; a £2.1bn industry

The positives and negatives of Lapdancing; a £2.1bn industry

Like all industries, there are positives and negatives of lapdancing UK culture.  Lapdancing establishments, stripjoints and gentleman’s clubs – all found in major towns and cities in Great Britain – from Aberdeen to Newquay, multicultural Birmingham to Shakespeare’s homeland of Stratford upon Avon.  It’s reportedly an industry which contributes £2.1billion...

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taken for a mug

taken for a mug

Last night I walked into work feeling fantastic and a little drunk – I’d visited the hairdressers and had sneaked in a quick dinner and drinks with pals in the city before I started my shift. You would think that it would be the perfect combo – hot new hair,...

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Train Driver gives me a ride

Train Driver gives me a ride

Well whilst the streets of London resemble a ghost-town, and all the tourist cash gets spent at MacDonalds, at least the vilified public transport workers are spending their bonuses wisely. Every time I read that somebody, somewhere in London is getting paid a bonus, I smile and think ‘Good for...

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The Stripathon begins; Lapdancing in London over Summer 2012

The Stripathon begins; Lapdancing in London over Summer 2012

Along with the athletes, I’ve been training and preparing for what’s set to be a busy summer.  The streets of London are now filled with many tourists, annoying Zil car lanes, free events and cool looking people in Olympic tracksuits jumping on and off the tubes.  I wanted to add...

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Best Stripclubs to visit during the Olympics

Best Stripclubs to visit during the Olympics

After a day of watching gorgeous honed athletic bodies in lycra why quit? London is hosting the Olympics this year and has sold 10.8 million tickets to the various Olympic and Paralympic events. That’s a lot of people in London who want to be entertained! Luckily the city of London...

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Let’s google your divorce, Mister

Let’s google your divorce, Mister

For many eons, men have moaned about their bitch of an ex-wife. She took the house. She took the kids. She takes all my money. But then there is the new stripclub trend – rich guys getting out their blackberries and showing how their costly and bitterly fought divorce made...

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Step-by-Step tips on how to give a really good lapdance

Step-by-Step tips on how to give a really good lapdance

  Possibly the most important skill in a lapdancer’s arsenal, or possibly the most over-rated.   Lapdancing = dancing whilst removing items of clothing, usually with at least one person watching.   It’s the stuff of nightmares for many, but for born exhibitionists like me, it’s the stuff of dreams…  ...

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Strippers on Tour

Strippers on Tour

Summer’s here WHOOP!!! As it has been such a washout weather wise I am off to Spain to get a tan, get drunk and get laid by an assortment of sexy men and women whilst I guzzle calamari and neck Pina Colada’s on the playa. It’s very important for dancer’s...

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Strippers on Twitter

Strippers on Twitter

There are lots of Strippers on Twitter and they can really liven up the average Twitter feed.  You can follow me at @sassylapdancer but why not check out some of the other women who tweet in stripping solidarity? Jessie the Stripper has some really funny and sarcastic tweets…”Tbh I don’t...

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Becoming an exotic dancer for the Olympics

Becoming an exotic dancer for the Olympics

London is full Of Olympic buzz – we will soon be flooded with tourists, athletes, TV crews and delegates – and they need somewhere to go out when the days sport is over! 10.8 million tickets have been sold 17000 athletes are arriving from over 200 countries 9500 policemen are...

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