The Lookalike Dancer

The Lookalike Dancer

The lookalike affect sweeps through your average stripper demographic in waves.  Ever since Cheryl Cole became the nation’s sweetheart, all the dancers have gone brunette, with long luscious extensions falling in waves down their backs.  Shockingly, they now outnumber the blondes so much that some nights I am the only blonde...

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Prince Charming

Prince Charming

Every girl – even the hardest hitting hustler – dreams of a prince to whisk her away and protect her.  Could you be Prince Charming?  If you are the kind of man that wants to make a poor dancing girls dreams come true, here is a rough guide;     Looks...

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Perverted Wallet Worriers

Perverted Wallet Worriers

These are the urban legends of the average stripclub punter.  The media will portray them as dirty mac wearing, shuffling men with a combover and hands that creep to their crotch.  I know them as bread-and- butter regulars who are great for having a guaranteed dance from, but are generally...

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Let’s google your divorce, Mister

Let’s google your divorce, Mister

For many eons, men have moaned about their bitch of an ex-wife. She took the house. She took the kids. She takes all my money. But then there is the new stripclub trend – rich guys getting out their blackberries and showing how their costly and bitterly fought divorce made...

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