Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...
In fact, my heart is bigger than my breasts, and my arse, and my hair.
At least once a year, as international tragedies – thankfully – are not more frequent, I donate my night’s earnings – to the latest tragic relief effort. I call it Stripping for Humanity
All in all, I’ve donated so far well over a thousand pounds to causes such as the Indian Tsunami, Pakistan Floods, Hurricane Katrina, and Africa.
But this time, it’s different.
This time, it’s personal.
I cavorted naughtily as a Roppongi girl in the bright Tokyo lights for 6 months that flew past in a heartbeat. Barely 20 years old, Tokyo was where I rented my first flat, where I went on my first ‘strippers on tour’ girlie holiday, the first time a customer gave me a present (a set of pin-up girl coasters and a matching vibrator), and my first Jaeger shot.
But now the Japan I love is devastated, the papers are full of pitches which scream at me and touch my soul.
If I don’t give to the country which gave me so much, what kind of ungrateful little hussy would I be?
So I’m going to do my usual weekend shift with one twist – I’ll be Stripping for Humanity and donating 25% of my takehome to the relief effort.
That’s right, once again I will be pulling my knickers down and grinding guys to help those who aren’t having such a good time right now.
If you are a stripper reading this, get grinding….. and donate
If you are a strip club john, give a dance-worth to the relief effort
Now that’s what I call mutual benefit, hey boys? xoxo Sassy