Summer’s here WHOOP!!!

As it has been such a washout weather wise I am off to Spain to get a tan, get drunk and get laid by an assortment of sexy men and women whilst I guzzle calamari and neck Pina Colada’s on the playa.

It’s very important for dancer’s to get some downtime as it’s very easy to work your arse off and only take time off to mooch around your living room nursing a hangover.  I am off on holiday with several fellow lapdancers who all work at my club with me so it should be a proper riot!  I have hardly any money to spend but who needs it when you are travelling in a pack of gorgeous and seductive hustlers?

If you are a lapdancer working in London I would recommend that you grab a quick minibreak now before the Olympic mayhem ensues….

I am still in the process of building this blog after my previous one got too big to handle but I once I get back in a week I will be devoting all my spare time and stripper energy va va voom to creating an excellent website for you to enjoy, filled with exotic dancer tips, news and reviews.

Till then, buenos noches byatches!!!