Coming up in May 2017 ‘ELSC presents… Lost at Sea’ party


Join the fiesty feminists as we throw the ‘ELSC presents …. Lost at Sea’ party for an evening of striptease and pole dancing shows. Our monthly residency at Club Aquarium in Shoreditch is the perfect opporunity to dance and make our feelings known about women and politics in May 2017 British general election – so ELSC presents Lost at Sea has mermaids singing to a feminist beat.

Think of an island of sirens enticing hapless British sailors to drown against a rock of fake news and empty promises.

* SATIVA* Powerful and raw – Dancer turned martial artist ready to slink onto our stage.

*JORDAN* Our Special Act, she’s flying in especially from the USA to be a mermaid and wow us with her poledancing skills.

*JESSICA* Bares and shares in Manchester, leaving just her sailor hat on.

*KITTY VELOUR* Award winning pole dancer and Trap Queen who always delights with her kewaii costumes !Aye Aye SailorGirrrl!

*SASSY LAPDANCER* Your compere for the night’s entertainment, ready to whip the audience into a frenzy.

Grab a ticket here before they sell out!

Friday May 26th @ Club Aquarium, Old St

Doors open 9pm, show from 9:30 till Midnight

Post-Show Update from Sassy  The night was an amazing success, and I was amazed by Jordan from LA who did the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody using only her buttcheeks!  A twerking masterclass!!!  If you’d like to see some more of Jordan Kensley she has her own youtube channel 

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Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...

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