Doppelganger Stripper

I met my doppelganger last night.  She was a girl I hadn’t spoken to before, but we got talking to a customer at the bar together, and over the course of the three-way conversation I knew straight away that we had a lot in common.

Some dancer’s are like chalk and cheese, but the two of us were eerily similar – blonde, English, educated.  We both had long blonde hair, styled with a slight curl.  We were both wearing 50’s style make-up last night – a smear of bright red lippie to set off our pearly whites, a thick flick of eyeliner and long lashes – but not heavy, more seperated and spidery.  It’s the kind of make-up I like to wear on the slower nights – it’s easy to do, you look beautiful but approachable, and make’s a great impact on the older or more classy clientele.

I did notice however that her lashes were real, whilst I wore fakes at the outside corners – this gives a really natural looking effect, and, really really annoyingly, her teeth were far whiter than mine.  My teeth are white, but not that white – in fact they aren’t even that white either, now that I’m looking at them in the mirror – getting stoned and drinking lots of red wine over the summer has stained my teeth quite a bit.  Best book up that dental hygenist again….

On the positive side, my tits were better.  So there.  Nobody’s perfect, hey?

But don’t think that I was silently bitching and scheming about my doppelganger – quite the opposite in fact.  I was really happy to meet a stunner who shared my style, and – big tick in the box here – was also English and could hold a decent conversation on lot’s of interesting topics.  So happy in fact that when I saw her later I grabbed her for a double dance with another guy I’d been talking to, which is the ultimate stripper seal of approval.  Nothing say’s ‘nice to meet you – let’s be friends’ than a crisp 20 that someone else did the hustling for.  It’s like money for free.

Doppelganger and I had a little goodbye chat at the end of the night too, and even checked what shifts we would be sharing next.  It’s nice to make new friends in this industry, especially when they are pretty and pleasant!!!

About author


Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...

  • The Strip Club Insider#1

    October 11, 2011

    This is more than likely a good thing… now you two can form your own entorage.

  • Anonymous#2

    October 14, 2011

    Makes us want to book you both for some v.I.p. Time 😉


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