Dating a lapdancer – an ebook? Really?

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OMG I am creasing up with laughter here on this crisp London winter stripper morning (thats lunchtime for you normal 9-5ers)

I just found an ebook that teaches YOU GUYS how to date STRIPPERS!!!!

It’s one of those super long, rolling screens that takes ages to scroll down, offering EXTRA’S & DON’T MISS THIS malarky, before you finally reach the bottom and it offers a 100page ebook of awesomeness for twenty bucks.

I’m seriously laughing so hard in shock that something like this even exists.  I mean WTF? What kind of creamed corniness can be found within it’s sacred pages of advice on chatting up a lapdancer? Is there a book on dating pornstars too? Chatting up your nurse as you go for a routine check?

Have I dated men I’ve met in the club? Of course I bloody well have, it’s the law of averages that if you chat to ten/twenty/fifty different men every night, one day you will meet a guy that you like.  But I usually have really short term affairs with guys I meet in the club – they just never seem to work out.  A few dates, a quick shag or two, maybe even a little weekend away, and ‘poof!’ the magic disappears, we are both bored, the fantasy crumbles, and I’m back on my own two feet.

I’m researching dating advice for being the partner or husband of a lapdancer because I want to write an exhaustive series of posts on the topic.  I’ve been collating emails from several friends of mine, readers of this blog, and even (eek!) old boyfriends of my own, just so that I can get a mens perspective.  Some makes painful reading, other emails has had me laughing out loud!  I’m also checking a few of my favourite bloggers thoughts on the topic – Angry Stripper, for example, has a really funny post and comments war going on.

So basically, do you have any thoughts on the topic? Either drop a few comments here on the blog or email me sassylapdancer@hotmail.com

Thats dating advice or experiences, not invitations for the 6:30 show at the Odeon cinema boys….

Happy 2012!!

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sassy

Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...

Comments
  • @Beer_Steak_Life#1

    January 4, 2012

    Your blog gives me regular jokes.

    But this is a particularly good one.

    My one and only ‘date’ with a stripper wasn’t from chatting her up in a club but from seeing a fit girl from behind on city road, catching her up and chatting, we exchanged numbers. We go on ‘date'(one night stand) and thats that.

    I only find out she’s a stripper months later in a club on City road, where she works, much to our mutual amusement.

    My only regret……..I didn’t know she was a stripper at the time ; )

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  • Dorien Grais#2

    January 6, 2012

    I’m not a guy, but my husband is and he married a stripper. I knew him a little a year before we first dated. I told him what I did on our first date. He was a bit surprised, but it didn’t really come up a lot in convo.

    We’ve been married for over 8 years now.

    I would say for a guy to date a stripper and have it go well: 1. Don’t judge her. 2. Treat her like a lady. 3. Do something creative on your first date (Ours was awesome! He surprised me w/ a cool place (at the time the hottest restaurant in San Francisco), I surprised him ( a screening @ a nice theater from a filmmaker I was working with) and the night went on into the morning hours.

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  • Lap Dancing London#3

    February 17, 2012

    Quit Interesting !! 🙂

    Reply

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