Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...
I just found an ebook that teaches YOU GUYS how to date STRIPPERS!!!!
It’s one of those super long, rolling screens that takes ages to scroll down, offering EXTRA’S & DON’T MISS THIS malarky, before you finally reach the bottom and it offers a 100page ebook of awesomeness for twenty bucks.
I’m seriously laughing so hard in shock that something like this even exists. I mean WTF? What kind of creamed corniness can be found within it’s sacred pages of advice on chatting up a lapdancer? Is there a book on dating pornstars too? Chatting up your nurse as you go for a routine check?
Have I dated men I’ve met in the club? Of course I bloody well have, it’s the law of averages that if you chat to ten/twenty/fifty different men every night, one day you will meet a guy that you like. But I usually have really short term affairs with guys I meet in the club – they just never seem to work out. A few dates, a quick shag or two, maybe even a little weekend away, and ‘poof!’ the magic disappears, we are both bored, the fantasy crumbles, and I’m back on my own two feet.
I’m researching dating advice for being the partner or husband of a lapdancer because I want to write an exhaustive series of posts on the topic. I’ve been collating emails from several friends of mine, readers of this blog, and even (eek!) old boyfriends of my own, just so that I can get a mens perspective. Some makes painful reading, other emails has had me laughing out loud! I’m also checking a few of my favourite bloggers thoughts on the topic – Angry Stripper, for example, has a really funny post and comments war going on.
So basically, do you have any thoughts on the topic? Either drop a few comments here on the blog or email me firstname.lastname@example.org
Thats dating advice or experiences, not invitations for the 6:30 show at the Odeon cinema boys….