Dazed and confused

I will always argue that my work persona – the girlwho is the stage name rather than the girlwho hides behind it – does not affect me oin a day to day reality basis.But then I have a normal night, and the gulf that lies between me and us seems...

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An epic 5 day week for zilch…

Ok, so I know what your thinking – 5 days of work a week? Absolutely no sweat. Yeah well, I’ve had ‘normal’ jobs, and 5 days did drag on, but in a totally different way.  normal – you wake up early, but get home at a decent enough time to visit...

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Stripper homework for good stripper sales

Stripper homework for good stripper sales

How do you drive stripper sales up?  Essentially a good stripper is a great salesperson.  You approach a customer, gain a rapport and then ask for straight up cash for an instantaneous service style product – yourself.  your body, and more importantly, your time.  the customer is paying to spend...

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Monday night blues

hard Hustling work, thats what monday was about Christ i felt good bringing home a measly hundred quid – i worked my butt off for every penny of that you see,  and sometimes you have to be glad that you came home with anything at all !!!! am going to...

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Scary John takes his clothes off

How drunk would a customer have to be in a lapdancing club to pull his trousers down, wave his willy about and ask for sex, or a handjob, or a spanking – or all of the above.God it was embarrassing, and the only good thing to come out of it...

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Two last nights in a row!

When it rains, it pours…. There I was, sat in a quiet pub, busily reading in a last minute ditch attempt to finish my book club book ‘Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World’ by Haruki Murakami, and I was doing really well. Really, really well…. I’d started the...

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Miss Polly Rae Burlesque Show

Bless Mothers… Mine knows all about me being a lapdancer – in fact, so does my dad ( but I would never tell my Granny ), and so she booked a couple of tickets to see the last night of ‘Miss Polly Rae and her Hurly Burly Girlys’ in Leicester...

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There is SUCH a point in being a lapdancer!

As I sit here, enjoying a glass of Terraza de los Andes Reserva Malbec 2007, and nibbling on multicoloured Japanese rice crackers, looking around at my nice flat and the bulging bag of cash that I earnt on Friday night, I can hold my hand up and say; “It’s fucking...

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Is the Year of the Tiger going to be my year?

So it was the year of the tiger today, or at least I thought it was. I ended up arguing with some Czech girl whether it was today – Sunday 20th Feb – or last week. I’m English and shes Czechslovakian, she wwears a wig and I’m a bottle blonde,...

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