I am currently sitting at my office desk. Under it lies a big leads bag filled with dancer clothes, 6″ heels and long lashes. I am petrified my boss will catch me out, see my naughty bits and deduce that I am much more than your average admin assistant….It’s also...

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Back to stripping….

Sorry folks that I have been so quiet over the summer. I randomly got given an office job and thought, hell why not grow up and wear a suit?Well that train of thought has lasted an entire six months and I am itching to get back to being me, sassy...

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Really dumb Twitter-Stripper

errr, so I just looked at my blog and realised that I had already added a twitter link (see post below) See, thats what happens when your stoned but stone-cold sober!!!!You forget what you did when you were drunk!!!!

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Twitter-Stripper

I realised that there is no link from my Twitter account (sassylapdancer) to my blog. However, I also don’t have a clue how to install this button, so hears a post about it instead.  Bet if I was drunk I could’ve figured it out…

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Tired ol’bones

Two strange things happened today; 1)    I walked out of work early.2)    I walked out after only doing one dance – thats a £60 LOSS for the night. The even stranger thing is, 1)   I was happy to go home.2)   It wasn’t the customers, or girls, or managements fault or...

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2 boyfriend or to single? That is the question…

Fellow bloggers and lapdancers, I am faced with a hard truth today.  Or tonight rather, even though it is 8.22am, I only barely just got home and my mind is racing… I went out for dinner with some pals of mine, dear successful pals who are in a loving and...

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sexy girls feet – just not mine today

Ahhhh, feet.  That fetishistic mothership of taboos.  we squirm, but we know men love feet.  Sexy girls feet, sexy tiny girl feet, sexy tan girls feet, sexy bare girls feet, sexy white girl feet, black girls sexy feet – hey, I’ve even had discussions with guys who say they lust...

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london lapdancing – where have all the nerds gone? To a virtual lapdance?

The lapdancing clubs in london used to be full of nerds.  I loved nerds – they were in awe of us hot young girls, and a nerd lapdance usually promised decent bucks.  Not the hugest paycheque, but they were steady and consistent and kept coming back.  Thats the best thing...

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5am breakfast

I just ate a massive jacket potato with chilli AND baked beans AND cheese. At practically 5am, in a sleazy soho diner full of bitchy gay boys.  It was not the most pleasant or salubrious of dining experiences, I’m teeling you.  Am now sitting in bed, farting copiusly, and had...

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Voodoo at the strip club

Now I know everyone is broke right now, and trying to pull a fast one, but theres ways top get your own way and then theres ones that are right out of the ball park.  The excuses that don’t quite wash, the protestations that go on and on till they...

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