2017’s exciting London nightlife is here! Let’s celebrate Year of the Cock!

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2017 has got off to a rocky, but positive start, as women of the world unite – so lets celebrate exciting London nightlife with a party to welcome the Chinese New Year of the Cock! This is a hugely important moment for me too, as the amazing ladies of the East London Strippers Collective have asked me to co-produce their monthly residency at the legendary Club Aquarium.

I’m going to be live on stage with a microphone and some risque lingerie as the official MC for the night introducing a whole host of striptease and pole performers. It’s going to be INSANE!!!

Advance tickets are only £5 for 3 hours of shows and a nightclub open till 6am that has a not-so-secret hot tub and pool room… When exciting London nightlife is usually overpriced this is such a bargain it’s almost criminal ! You can buy tickets at biletto  here.

It’s being described on facebook as ‘Our performers are ready to rock your cocks off with bespoke stage shows filled with strap-ons and striptease. As if you didn’t know already, the ELSC contains some of the best pole dancers in London who are guaranteed to delight your senses. Be dazzled by the aerial manoeuvres of Kitty Velour and friends as they hypnotize you on the pole and this month a surprise hoop show!

Here’s a sexy picture of Kitty Velour looking sweetly on as she hustles the audience.

The beautiful Kitty Velour and her sweet hustle

The beautiful Kitty Velour and her sweet hustle

Tip the gyrating Go-Go boys and girls as they throw some shapes in sequin thongs.For some added fun, we are going interactive in the bar area too. Let the ladies welcome you into the ‘Ego Massage Parlour’, an audio and sensual experience designed to make you feel like a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON indeed. Or treat yourself to a session in the wildly popular VIRTUAL REALITY Striptease Booth (experience a full 360 immersive video performance by members of the ELSC). Mistress of Ceremonies, Billy, will be on the look out for misogyny, resulting in ritual humiliation for anyone found guilty of harassing the girls or over-stepping the mark.’

Could this be the moment that you’ve been waiting all year for?

Buy tickets for only £5 !!! Friday 27th January

 

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sassy

Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...

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