The Pro’s and Con’s of Lapdancing; a £2.1bn industry

The Pro’s and Con’s of Lapdancing; a £2.1bn industry

Lapdancing establishments, stripjoints and gentleman’s clubs – all found in major towns and cities in Great Britain – from Aberdeen to Newquay, multicultural Birmingham to Shakespeare’s homeland of Stratford upon Avon.  It’s reportedly an industry which contributes £2.1billion a year to Britain’s ailing economy, with clubs and dancers continuing to...

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Where’s she gone? Who care’s just so long as Sassy is back!

Where’s she gone? Who care’s just so long as Sassy is back!

God it feels good to be sat in front of my busted old keyboard again. Got a mountain of emails to answer, with guest posts, requests for interviews and generally nice comments from lots of lovely readers, which have filled me with inspiration and va-va-voom. But first, a little explanation...

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1st Weekend of the Olympics… Gossip so far

1st Weekend of the Olympics… Gossip so far

Jesus, well what a bummer so far! Things that haven’t happened yet; I haven’t given an athlete a lap-dance… not a single one has come into my club (not one I’ve noticed anyhow, and I’m the type of stripper that talks to everybody….!) Danced fora club packed to the rafters....

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Cash or Card – Forbes magazine explores how sex-workers are affected

Cash or Card – Forbes magazine explores how sex-workers are affected

Whilst browsing a stripper web forum  I noticed an interesting article by no-less than Forbes magazine itself. We are all experiencing the transition from a cash based economy to a card based one, which means that industries which survive on tips are trying to find ways to navigate this so that...

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The Stripathon begins; Lapdancing in London over Summer 2012

The Stripathon begins; Lapdancing in London over Summer 2012

Along with the athletes, I’ve been training and preparing for what’s set to be a busy summer.  The streets of London are now filled with many tourists, annoying Zil car lanes, free events and cool looking people in Olympic tracksuits jumping on and off the tubes.  I wanted to add...

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Best Stripclubs to visit during the Olympics

Best Stripclubs to visit during the Olympics

After a day of watching gorgeous honed athletic bodies in lycra why quit? London is hosting the Olympics this year and has sold 10.8 million tickets to the various Olympic and Paralympic events. That’s a lot of people in London who want to be entertained! Luckily the city of London...

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Cornish Police; No evidence proving stripclub visits = increase of sex crimes on street

Cornish Police; No evidence proving stripclub visits = increase of sex crimes on street

Edith Piaf once sang ‘Non, je ne regrette rien’ and it seems that some in Cornwall may be singing the same refrain tonight. A club in Newquay has had it’s application for a licence rejected, because the council says so.  Their original reasons? An ambiguous statement from Inspector Ian Drummond...

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The Eastern European Stripper

The Eastern European Stripper

Like most British industries, the stripping world has been hit by an influx of immigrants from the former Soviet Bloc states and other countries in the Eastern Europe diaspora over the past decade or so.  They are easy to spot, as they all have long thick hair untouched and undamaged...

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Prince Charming

Prince Charming

Every girl – even the hardest hitting hustler – dreams of a prince to whisk her away and protect her.  Could you be Prince Charming?  If you are the kind of man that wants to make a poor dancing girls dreams come true, here is a rough guide;     Looks...

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Perverted Wallet Worriers

Perverted Wallet Worriers

These are the urban legends of the average stripclub punter.  The media will portray them as dirty mac wearing, shuffling men with a combover and hands that creep to their crotch.  I know them as bread-and- butter regulars who are great for having a guaranteed dance from, but are generally...

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