Stripper Stories – The Pincer Strategy

Stripper Stories – The Pincer Strategy

The Pincer Strategy   Vince had originally been a barman, but had been promoted to a managerial role – an unusual route, and one which had originally filled us girls with hope. Most managers – practically all, when I think about it, were once doormen, and in the ‘security’ business,...

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Whats a stripclub? Different types explained

Whats a stripclub? Different types explained

People often ask me , “What is a stripclub?  What different types of lapdancing clubs and and striptease venues are there? Are they all the same?”  During my forays into lapdancing I have been fortunate enough to have worked at a variety of clubs all over the world.   But...

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taken for a mug

taken for a mug

Last night I walked into work feeling fantastic and a little drunk – I’d visited the hairdressers and had sneaked in a quick dinner and drinks with pals in the city before I started my shift. You would think that it would be the perfect combo – hot new hair,...

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The Stripolympics – What it’s really like to lapdance during London 2012

The Stripolympics – What it’s really like to lapdance during London 2012

Anybody who works in hospitality has been gearing up for a summer of hard slog in London this year.  I am a lapdancer at one of London’s top gentleman’s clubs, and am now looking at a month of pulling in as many shifts – and profit – as I possibly...

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An English Strippers guide to Lapdancing Clubs to visit during the 2012 London Olympics

An English Strippers guide to Lapdancing Clubs to visit during the 2012 London Olympics

After a day of watching gorgeous honed athletic bodies in lycra why quit? London is hosting the Olympics this year and has sold 10.8 million tickets to the various Olympic and Paralympic events. That’s a lot of people in London who want to be entertained! Luckily the city of London...

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The history of exotic dancing

The history of exotic dancing

People have been taking their clothes off for a long, long time.  You could say the art of striptease is as old as mankind itself. It has been well documented throughout history, and several ancient tales focus on Goddesses undressing as part of their sacred rituals.  The ancient Sumerians of...

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The Push-Button Guy

The Push-Button Guy

If there is one thing a stripper dreams of, it’s a push-button guy.  He’ll agree to anything you ask, and if he can’t make it happen immediately, he’ll try and find a way to. And he will do it with a big smile. I had a push-button guy this weekend just...

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Prince Charming

Prince Charming

Every girl – even the hardest hitting hustler – dreams of a prince to whisk her away and protect her.  Could you be Prince Charming?  If you are the kind of man that wants to make a poor dancing girls dreams come true, here is a rough guide;     Looks...

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The Single Mum stripper

The Single Mum stripper

Ahh, the single mum stripper – This is a classic stripper stereotype, and happens more than most of you think.   They can be spotted by having toned, banging bodies and a super tight tum.  I know it’s the opposite of what you would think, but these women know how much their...

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My Amazon Wish List

Who doesn’t have a few wishes they want to come true? Dancing by night and writing by day, I look forward to the postman knocking with a little something  to cheer me up.  It’s hard work being Sassy, but bloody good fun! Firstly thank-you for visiting my site, reading my...

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