taken for a mug

taken for a mug

Last night I walked into work feeling fantastic and a little drunk – I’d visited the hairdressers and had sneaked in a quick dinner and drinks with pals in the city before I started my shift. You would think that it would be the perfect combo – hot new hair,...

Read more
Train Driver gives me a ride

Train Driver gives me a ride

Well whilst the streets of London resemble a ghost-town, and all the tourist cash gets spent at MacDonalds, at least the vilified public transport workers are spending their bonuses wisely. Every time I read that somebody, somewhere in London is getting paid a bonus, I smile and think ‘Good for...

Read more
1st Weekend of the Olympics… Gossip so far

1st Weekend of the Olympics… Gossip so far

Jesus, well what a bummer so far! Things that haven’t happened yet; I haven’t given an athlete a lap-dance… not a single one has come into my club (not one I’ve noticed anyhow, and I’m the type of stripper that talks to everybody….!) Danced fora club packed to the rafters....

Read more
Cash or Card – Forbes magazine explores how sex-workers are affected

Cash or Card – Forbes magazine explores how sex-workers are affected

Whilst browsing a stripper web forum  I noticed an interesting article by no-less than Forbes magazine itself. We are all experiencing the transition from a cash based economy to a card based one, which means that industries which survive on tips are trying to find ways to navigate this so that...

Read more
The Stripolympics – What it’s really like to lapdance during London 2012

The Stripolympics – What it’s really like to lapdance during London 2012

Anybody who works in hospitality has been gearing up for a summer of hard slog in London this year.  I am a lapdancer at one of London’s top gentleman’s clubs, and am now looking at a month of pulling in as many shifts – and profit – as I possibly...

Read more
An English Strippers guide to Lapdancing Clubs to visit during the 2012 London Olympics

An English Strippers guide to Lapdancing Clubs to visit during the 2012 London Olympics

After a day of watching gorgeous honed athletic bodies in lycra why quit? London is hosting the Olympics this year and has sold 10.8 million tickets to the various Olympic and Paralympic events. That’s a lot of people in London who want to be entertained! Luckily the city of London...

Read more
Best Stripclubs to visit during the Olympics

Best Stripclubs to visit during the Olympics

After a day of watching gorgeous honed athletic bodies in lycra why quit? London is hosting the Olympics this year and has sold 10.8 million tickets to the various Olympic and Paralympic events. That’s a lot of people in London who want to be entertained! Luckily the city of London...

Read more
The Push-Button Guy

The Push-Button Guy

If there is one thing a stripper dreams of, it’s a push-button guy.  He’ll agree to anything you ask, and if he can’t make it happen immediately, he’ll try and find a way to. And he will do it with a big smile. I had a push-button guy this weekend just...

Read more

The Kiss and Tell Girl

Everyone knows all footballers, sportsmen and famous reprobates love a strip club, so the temptation to be a kiss-and-tell-girl can be strong.  If you are a stealthy stripper – a fickle celeb fame-hunter, with Max Clifford on speed dial and a wall of ‘EXCLUSIVE! SCANDALOUS!’ newspaper front pages with your face on...

Read more
The Lookalike Dancer

The Lookalike Dancer

The lookalike affect sweeps through your average stripper demographic in waves.  Ever since Cheryl Cole became the nation’s sweetheart, all the dancers have gone brunette, with long luscious extensions falling in waves down their backs.  Shockingly, they now outnumber the blondes so much that some nights I am the only blonde...

Read more