Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...
Ever wanted to come to a Stripper Birthday Party? YES!!! There ain’t no party like a stripper Birthday Party!
Who doesn’t love pole dancing and twerking? We are celebrating the 21st birthday of one of London’s finest performers with a whopping 3 hour extravaganza of shows at the legendary Club Aquarium in East London.
Kitty Velour, our very own trap queen is all grown up, and in her honour we’re throwing her the sparkliest, sluttiest pole show you could possibly imagine! Join us at the East London Stripper’s Collective for another evening of frivolity and friskiness with an all star line-up of pole dancers from all over the country!
Performing at the Stripper Birthday Party
LOOK AT THAT LINE-UP!!
THEME. The category isssssss – Kitties and Unicorns! Dress to impress! Stripping it down to your best birthday suits. Think sex kitten meets glitter ball, hello kitty realness, unicorn hooker, glamazonian glitterpuss, Tim Burton’s cat-woman, kawaii babydoll, horny harlot, sparkly feline stripper……Bitch, just be fabulous okuurrrr!
For some added fun, we are going interactive in the bar area too. Let the ladies welcome you into the ‘Ego Massage Parlour’, an audio and sensual experience designed to make you feel like a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON indeed. Or treat yourself to a session in the wildly popular VIRTUAL REALITY Striptease Booth (experience a full 360 immersive video performance by members of the ELSC). Mistress of Ceremonies, Sassy Billie, who is London’s one and only striptease blogger with her heel on the pulse, will be hosting the event and introducing some amazing pole dancers. She will also be on the look out for misogyny and boring partypoopers, resulting in ritual humiliation for anyone found guilty of harassing the girls or over-stepping the mark.
As usual, ELSC aims to create a safe and respectful space for diversity, absent of stigma and shaming. We invite LGBTQI audience members to come and participate in an activity normally reserved for cis-males… Strippers of the East London Strippers Collective seek to challenge the patriarchal conventions on which their industry is built, and we warmly invite women, couples and trans/queer individuals into our world of wondrous titty-twirling, booty-clapping, pole-dancing and underwear-peeling.
Doors open at 9pm*
Pool Party from 12:30am
£5 advance earlybird
£7 online/£22 Groupx4
£8 door/£10 after 11pm**
* Shows begin at 9.30pm – cum early to avoid disappointment!
**(Tickets to ELSC event allows entry to Club Aquarium for the whole night, venue open til 7am.)