Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...
I gave her a hot lapdance, the first in her life & the only one of the night, and possibly ever again.
I made her bucket list dream come true.
For those unfamiliar with a bucket list, it’s the kind of list you write on a rainy day, when you dream of all the things you want to do before you die. A list of wacky, crazy acheivements, you could say.
Typical bucket list;
- Visit the ruins of Machu Picchu in Peru
- Drive a sports car round a track
- Have a threesome
- Go scuba-diving
- Have a super-hot lapdance from a hottie like me!
(Well, it was on this ladies bucket list anyway.)
Ricky Gervais’ show, ‘The Idiot Abroad’, actually had his hapless pal, Karl Pilkington, performing items of his bucket list. I remember seeing the bungee jumping show and Karl going down Route 66, but I don’t remember him visiting any stripclubs. That’s a damn shame, as I’m sure one of the stripping sorority sisters could put a big slime on that glib, bewildered face of his. Ricky, if you’re listening….????
The lady and her friend LOVED the dance and said I was like a white Rihanna, and I rode high on the coat-tails of that compliment for the rest of the evening!!!