Sassy by name, Sassy by nature, I write to explode the myths which surround the lapdancing profession - standing up for the clubs, the girls and the customers. Its not always drinking champagne and playing with my tits - it can be hassle, hustling and hangovers. At heart I'm just a regular twenty-something posh cockney living in London who likes taking her clothes off...
So I apologise for this NEW LOOK BLOG – I was messing around after a few reader comments to brighten up the damn thing, and I’ve royally fucked it. I dunno how to get it back to how it was before, which is a big big shame.
I will try and get it back to its usual self asap, or I will sod it and get someone who knows what they are doing to make it look pretty again.
Its kinda like when you go to the hairdressers and are not happy with the cut they give you, so you go home and try and try it yourself – except that it ends up TEN TIMES WORSE!!!