Great web links for lapdancers

Great web links for lapdancers

My industry is so full of competition and hustling, wouldn’t it be nice if we helped each other and rejoiced in other’s successes once in a while? This aim of this lapdancing website and stripper blog is to be a positive platform of news, views and information about the exotic...

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The Eastern European Stripper

The Eastern European Stripper

Like most British industries, the stripping world has been hit by an influx of immigrants from the former Soviet Bloc states and other countries in the Eastern Europe diaspora over the past decade or so.  They are easy to spot, as they all have long thick hair untouched and undamaged...

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The Predatory Stripper

The Predatory Stripper

Eyes stare hungrily at the door.  A bouncer nods, tipping her off on the promise of a tip for himself later.  Toes unfurl inside the stacked heels, an ankle twitches, a slight shuffle off the seat – but not enough to capture a nosey dancer’s attention.  She is a pro....

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The Bored Stripper

The Bored Stripper

Every lapdancer can be categorised as a ‘bored stripper’ at some point in their life – or even a shift. You’ve all seen them – groups of bored looking girls grouped around the bar, the dark corners, the edges of the club – waiting patiently for customers to come along.  The bored...

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The Push-Button Guy

The Push-Button Guy

If there is one thing a stripper dreams of, it’s a push-button guy.  He’ll agree to anything you ask, and if he can’t make it happen immediately, he’ll try and find a way to. And he will do it with a big smile. I had a push-button guy this weekend just...

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The Brazilian Stripper

The Brazilian Stripper

The Glamazon’s AKA The Brazilian Stripper – lean, sleek, glam.  As a stripper stereotype, they have been on the rise in the last few years as the sexy women of Brazil have been put on the map as more than just a girl from Ipanema.  Nowadays, you will find several girls...

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The Stripclub Bouncer

The Stripclub Bouncer

One of the most memorable characters I encounter have to be the bouncers at stripclubs.  Sure, you expect dancers at stripclubs, and even waitresses at stripclubs, but the first person anyone meets as they walk up to the big doors with their silly little roped off area, gaudy neon sign and signposted...

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The Kiss and Tell Girl

Everyone knows all footballers, sportsmen and famous reprobates love a strip club, so the temptation to be a kiss-and-tell-girl can be strong.  If you are a stealthy stripper – a fickle celeb fame-hunter, with Max Clifford on speed dial and a wall of ‘EXCLUSIVE! SCANDALOUS!’ newspaper front pages with your face on...

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The Lookalike Dancer

The Lookalike Dancer

The lookalike affect sweeps through your average stripper demographic in waves.  Ever since Cheryl Cole became the nation’s sweetheart, all the dancers have gone brunette, with long luscious extensions falling in waves down their backs.  Shockingly, they now outnumber the blondes so much that some nights I am the only blonde...

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Prince Charming

Prince Charming

Every girl – even the hardest hitting hustler – dreams of a prince to whisk her away and protect her.  Could you be Prince Charming?  If you are the kind of man that wants to make a poor dancing girls dreams come true, here is a rough guide;     Looks...

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